The Elliptical from Hell

After arriving at my parent's house in Vermont, I realized that there would not be enough daylight to do any exercise outside. Upon this realization, my heart sinks and I begin to break out in a cold sweat; my only option will be to use my parent's elliptical machine. 


My parent's elliptical machine is not a normal machine. First (and last) of all, my dad put it together (no offense, Dad). The display only stayed on for about three seconds, the fan didn't work, and I couldn't change the resistance. Now, after years of use, not only have those problems prevailed, but now it makes a noise similar to a locomotive...it's unnerving and very bad for my self-esteem.


I'm with this poor bastard. :)




Until Tomorrow,

J